NASA is holding a press conference tomorrow afternoon to announce the discovery of an object that astronomers have been hunting for more than fifty years. I’ve seen some wild speculation, ranging from a black hole to evidence of life on Mars. Whatever it is, though, I swear that I had nothing to do with it.
[Crossposted from stonetable.org. If you'd like to comment, you can do so either here or there.]
I'll be watching, of course! But if something untoward happens during the video section of the press conference... well, we'll know who's behind it, won't we?
